I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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