Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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