Can Purell be used as lube?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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