this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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