Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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