her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
