I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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