She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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