You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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