We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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