I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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