i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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