Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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