Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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