Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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