Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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