You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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