i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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