oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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