y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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