weddingsv make me drug and hornr
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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