The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The air taste purple.
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