bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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