it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
