I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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