Nicole vs. Life
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
