Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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