BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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