i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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