I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
