Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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