I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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