My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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