You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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