he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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