Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm bleeding and have questions
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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