that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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