I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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