I don't think brook has ever known best
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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