Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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