i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Blood and glitter go together right?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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