these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
