Do vagina's smell?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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