I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
dude. I can hear the air.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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