I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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