you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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