Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
