dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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