I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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