whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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