I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do herpes really smell.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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