I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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