On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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