so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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