when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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