I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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